{"id":64,"date":"2007-08-09T12:10:01","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T18:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/short-conversation-between-customer-and-bank-of-america\/"},"modified":"2007-08-09T13:27:13","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T19:27:13","slug":"short-conversation-between-customer-and-bank-of-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/short-conversation-between-customer-and-bank-of-america","title":{"rendered":"Short conversation between customer and Bank of America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A conversation between a Customer and Bank of<\/p>\n<p>America Bank:   This is the Bank of America, can I help you?<\/p>\n<p>Customer:   Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don&#8217;t want to do business with you any longer.<\/p>\n<p>Bank: Why?<\/p>\n<p>Customer:   You&#8217;re giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m taking my business elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Bank:    Well, Mr. Customer, we don&#8217;t want to see you do that, but we can&#8217;t stop you. I&#8217;ll help you close the account. What is your account number?<\/p>\n<p>Customer: (gives account number) Bank:   For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?<\/p>\n<p>Customer: No.<\/p>\n<p>Bank:   Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I&#8217;ll need verification of who you are.<\/p>\n<p>Customer:   Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I&#8217;m closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don&#8217;t have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let&#8217;s say I&#8217;m an illegal immigrant and you&#8217;ve given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn&#8217;t be asking me for a Social Security number, would you?<\/p>\n<p>Bank:   No sir, I wouldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Customer: Why not?<\/p>\n<p>Bank:   Because you would have pressed &#8216;2&#8217; to speak in Spanish. We don&#8217;t ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line.<\/p>\n<p>CHECK THIS OUT ON SNOPES!!!!!  IT&#8217;S TRUE!!!!!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/politics\/immigration\/bankofamerica.asp\" target=\"_blank\">  http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/politics\/immigration\/bankofamerica.asp<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation between a Customer and Bank of America Bank: This is the Bank of America, can I help you? Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don&#8217;t want to do business with you any longer. Bank: Why? Customer: You&#8217;re giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keanen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}